Quarterback Systems Bob Dolmio Night

Assorted staff & guests from Quarterback Systems had their inaugural Bob Dolmio Night at Glasgow's Grand Fish & Chips on Friday 23 Nov.

Excellent food, wine and 'the banter' followed a presentation of Bob Gray'isms which included the regular 'Aahh the Techies....', 'Communication, Communication, Communication' and of course 'Let's get the ball in the back of the net'.

Bob was unaware but took it well, and all the copies went with him as he escaped looking for a shredder. Owen (follicly challenged) played with fire and legged it early for a night in before jetting off again to a land far far away.
Yosof (an O not an E) avec le heid which shone so much that it blinded Charlotte (the bangles) who tipped his drink over and nearly landed him with 'the damp gussett issue'. Gadget Freak later claimed that his hair had not actually gone away but merely slipped down his chest: doubtless caused by too much Iphone useage.

Across the table from this pool of foaming EasternEuropean, Irish Brian from Big showed a remarkable ability to be Mother and prevent the issue reaching the redtops. Gary however showed his true colours as an accountant and requested a straw.

Ross (young man) had spiky hair again, which John The Warp Drive said has something to do with a film about Mary letting off steam and nervous energy. Pulsion Andy may have been the coolest person there, but he had spiky spiky hair as well: was it from the same source?

Ewan (Alfred Molina's stunt double) chose an excellent varietal wine and was less than grumpy despite sitting next to Bob. Mrs Carroll wore a big push up bra as threatened but hid her lights under a long fringe. Andrea organised their lift home by the Mystery Man in Trackie B's taxi service via ThaLaaww.
Why Bob Dolmio Night? Why not, it's nearly Christmas but.

Mrs McD noo

Allison in Admin married James an Orange Mastclimber on Saturday. Now Mr & Mrs McDonald are in Mauritious doing whatever newly married people do on the beach with factor 15. Dont forget to attend to the crinkly bits as well.

We wish them well and very best wishes for their future together.

CVD's own Cousin IT took the picture and had a 3 day hangover: but who chose the bedspread design? Mmmmmm.........

The Gordon Downie Issue

Bill Gordon & Gary Downie deny any sugestions that they are:

• joined at the hip
• buy clothing at the same shop
• consult each morning to co-ordinate attire
• are somehow related in a horrible way.